Fredo reads the MetsGeek open thread

so you don't have to. And there were some gems. First, right as duaner was melting down in the 9th:

Comment posted by 7up17togo on July 22, 2008 at 9:50 pm (#775915)
Monday morning quarterbacking but why was Santana taken out?

Comment posted by wallace on July 22, 2008 at 9:50 pm (#775916)
Manuel needs to pull DS here. This is ridiculous.

Comment posted by Dep on July 22, 2008 at 9:50 pm (#775917)
i’m taking bong hits for this game right now n smitty

After So Taguchi's double off of Feliciano:

Comment posted by Mak on July 22, 2008 at 10:00 pm (#775983)

epic fail.

I hope Santana resigns tomorrow after taking a gigantic dump in the bullpen.

In the game's aftermath:

Comment posted by 7up17togo on July 22, 2008 at 10:37 pm (#776225)

“Let him loose Louie”, is “still learning” as a 3rd base coach. Let him learn in Binghamton

No joke. Way to get Chavez thrown out at the plate *twice* last night. But we were up by 3 in the 9th, so those runs couldn't have been important.

Comment posted by Bob Loblaw on July 22, 2008 at 10:38 pm (#776230)

OMG THIS IS WORSE THAN A TESTICULAR RUPTURE FOLLOWED BY ANOTHER TESTICULAR RUPTURE!

Comment posted by Mak on July 22, 2008 at 10:40 pm (#776241)

How about a Kaz Matsui style Anal Fissure?

I wasn’t gonna drink tonight, but I feel like shotgunning a 12-pack after witnessing that bs in the 9th.

TO THE BODEGA.

Comment posted by bcuster on July 22, 2008 at 10:40 pm (#776238)

we’ll we have gone ahead and given the philthes the confidence boost they needed. as “ronnie” would have said; waggerdoodles should have manned up & charged out there.

he is a sissy boy llama farker.

Llamas? Really?

Comment posted by rye jones on July 22, 2008 at 10:04 pm (#776018)

I want to die.

Finally, from the, "it's never as bad as it seems" camp:

Comment posted by Dep on July 22, 2008 at 10:53 pm (#776283)

i just ate so much food and smoked so much pot lol

i bring good news geeks!