Recap

The bolded line below (emphasis mine) is about the funniest line I've ever seen in a recap.. Courtesy of metsgeek.com..

Bottom of the first and it’s time for John Maine to recover from his jittery outing against Cincinnati last week. Maine’s stuff looked good – the hitters were fouling it off to the opposite field, and he missed his usual share of bats. But he walked the leadoff hitter on five pitches, and one out later, Adrian Gonzalez hit a grounder just past the reach of the armoire playing first base. On a positive note, Shawn Green now offers same-day service on balls hit down the line, and he did hold Gonzalez to an RBI double.

Man, do the editors over at Geek ever hate Greenie!