Funny stuff

According to Pelf, Marlins CF Cody Ross' mouth is writing checks his ass can't cash.

Though it was obvious Pelfrey wasn't throwing at him intentionally, Ross slammed a piece of his batting equipment as he walked toward first base, then turned toward Pelfrey and called him "the p-word," as Pelfrey said later.

The benches emptied but no blows were exchanged, which was just as Pelfrey said he expected after watching Ross issue a similarly lame challenge when Pelfrey hit him three weeks ago at Shea Stadium.

"I told him I was right here, so if he wanted to come out . . ." Pelfrey said. "He just kept talking. It seemed like he got a little more fired up when 24 [teammates] were behind him. I wasn't going to go anywhere."