Blowenweis

Scho's in the wrong industry - he should design motivational posters for the workplace. Look at his most recent gem:

"I don't know how many teams if their closer went down wouldn't struggle," Schoeneweis said. "If you think this bullpen is bad, go follow some other teams and see what they come up with."

Who needs tired cliches like "We're #1!" when you can have "We're not the worst!"