Low graduation rates plagued Mr. Huggins's teams, especially in the early 1990s. And many of his players made headlines, arrested for crimes including robbery and assault. To be fair, not everyone charged was convicted, but "case dismissed" rarely cracks the evening news.
To be fair, not everyone was convicted... When that's the best you can muster, you are really grasping!
I particularly enjoyed this paragraph:
ReplyDeleteLow graduation rates plagued Mr. Huggins's teams, especially in the early 1990s. And many of his players made headlines, arrested for crimes including robbery and assault. To be fair, not everyone charged was convicted, but "case dismissed" rarely cracks the evening news.
To be fair, not everyone was convicted... When that's the best you can muster, you are really grasping!
Classic SHK: "not everyone was convicted"
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO!
The journalists next line is a classic, too:
ReplyDelete"Context is vital here."
And, frankly, some of Bob's players were lawbreakers. SI.com last year voted UC its "Least Rootable Team," labeling them "miscreants."
ReplyDeleteBut hey, at least he's got some cool jumpsuits. Jumpsuits? Hey, wait a minute...